Parkerisms 77

M: Mom, a cat say ribbit ribbit? 

G: No, a frog says ribbit ribbit. Whats a cat say? 

M: Meow Meow. Whats trash can say? 

G: Um, I don't know, I stink? 

M: No, it say poopy poopy. Hahahha. Poopy poopy. It say poopy. 

G: Adios Muchacha. 

M: I not a cha-cha. You a cha-cha. 

(Said while watching Spiderman) 

P: Mom, lets make a promise, can we save this movie so I can give it to my own boy someday? 

P: You know what's so weird about dogs? Well cats lick the top of their paws, but dogs lick their peeps.