Sunday, September 15, 2013

Parkerisms 81

While watching football, we see a pretty big tackle:

P: That was a football player catastrophe! 
M: That guy hit his head. He forgot he needs a big bandaid. He forgot. 

M: Dad, Parker's telling the truth!
D: What did he say
M: He said when I lift my dress people will see my underwear.
D: That is the truth hunny. If you lift your dress people will see your underwear.

M: Dad, mom said we can't take blankies in the bathroom. 
D: Yeah? Why?
M: Cuz we might get toothpaste on them. Then we have to take them to the washing thing to clean them off. And that's the truth.

M: You're going to take a shower?
G: Yes, I'm going to shower. 
M: Why?
G: Because I'm dirty and I stink.
M: (Sniffs me) Yes you do.  

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