Macyisms

G: Nap time!

M: Hey kid, I don't know what you're saying. I'm just cleaning this wet thing on the table. For dance class. I don't know what you're saying kid. 

G: What?

M: Look kiddy, I'm just doing this thing. 

G: Ok, but you need to take a nap. 

M: Look mom, actually kid, I don't know what you're saying. I just don't know what you're saying kid. 

G: Macy, it's time to take a nap. 

M: Um… God said I'm happy. See. (smiles all big). I don't need a nap. 

G: Are you sure?

M: Yes, God said I'm happy. 

This gem came from Macy at pretty school. Her teacher asked the kids where food comes from and recorded their answers word for word. I find this awesome: 

M: Bananas to eat, are yellow, come from the store. They can't walk so the guys got them from the groceries. Going hunting for deers with dad tomorrow. I'll see frogs and get my legs scratched all up. then we shoot it and take it home.