Macyisms 2

M: I think it's time for lunch.

G: Ok, what you think you want? Hotdogs? Chicken Nuggets?

M: Um, probably marshmallows. 

G: You can't have marshmallows for lunch. 

M: Why? Pretty please? Pretty please mommy? 

G: No. No marshmallows for lunch.

M: Um, I'm not hungry. Can you please just paint my toe nails?

M: My germ is called the Letter 2. It will make me so sick that my daddy has to take me to the doctor. I can keep it away by getting a Buzz Lightyear to come and kill it! 

M: Mom, I had bad dreams!

G: Oh no! That's terrible. 

M: Don't worry. It's just the truth. 

M: We picked it!

G: Way to go Idaho!

M: Yeah, way to go mighty ho!

A true story: Why is Macy crying:

6:59 a.m: Because she can't go to Boy Scouts right this very minute. 

7:08 a.m-7:13 a.m: Because the waffle she asked to have for breakfast is not a pretzel. 

7:25 a.m: Because she really does not want that darn waffle so she slams it on the coffee table.

7:26 a.m: Because I won't let her have a hot dog.

8:01 a.m: Because she lost a quarter. 

(side note: 8:04 a.m: Macy announces she really likes the waffle and finally eats it)

8:30 to 11 a.m she goes to pretty school

11:02 a.m: Because she wanted to read books at pretty school before I picked her up.

11:05 a.m: Because I don't want to take her to the gas station to get candy. 

11:17 a.m.: Because she bit her finger

11:27: Because I won't let her play with my firesafe key.

11:29: Because she doesn't want to have lunch, but she really really wants some candy. 

1:24: Because she can't play PBS kids on my computer while I work. 

1:39: Because she really doesn't want to take a nap. She wants to play PBS kids. 

I had to stop here, but you get the point.