Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Macyisms 8

M: Mom did you know God is in my nose? 
G: Oh is he? Is it because he's everywhere? 
M: Yup and he's in my eyes and mouth too. 
She opens her mouth really big. 
M: Look there's Jesus! 

P: Mom, when were you born?
G: 1984
M: I was born in 1985!

M: Mom, Parker dared me to step in dog poop!
G: Well you don't have to step in dog poop. 
M: Ok
A few minutes later she comes back.
M: Mom, Parker double dared me to step in dog poop!
G: You still don't have to step in dog poop.
M: Ok. 

G: Macy, are you ready to take a bath. 
M: No. I'll do it after dinner. Did we already have dinner?
G: Yep. 
M: Then I'll do it after lunch. 
G: I'm not sure it works that way. 

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