P: How much does a great white shark weigh?
D: About 4,300 pounds.
P: Does my mom weigh that much?
M: What are you doing?
P: I just wanted to do somethin in the front yard. No big deal.
P: Are you going to win the race today?
M: No, I'm not fast enough. But I am going to run anyway because trying is what matters most.
P: Mom, if you want to win, maybe you should wear like 3 headbands like I do. Or maybe more. That'll make you go really fast. And you could wear a hat so like no one sees.
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