Sunday, January 6, 2013

Parkerisms 76

G: Watch it!
M: You watch it. 
G: Watch it missy.
M: You watch it tank!

M: I got mine toothbrush! (Holds up her french toast stick and starts rubbing it on her teeth like a toothbrush) 

M: Parky see me as beautiful queen? (said while wearing a crown).
G: Parker do you see the beautiful queen?
P: Hissssssssss (makes hissing sound)
M: Mom, Parky go hisssssssssssssss.
G: Parker did you just hiss at your sister?
P: Um.
G: You're killing me kid.
M: Parky, you killin' mom.

P: I got a job. 
G: Oh what is it?
P: My job is to make sure you're a good mom. 
G: Oh really? How am I doing? 
P: Well, I'm doing good because I'm the boss and I'm the boss of you, just like your boss.

P: Do you know what makeup is? It's stuff that makes girl's faces colorful. 
 

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