Parkerisms 36

Parker's football play: 15.5 pounds, 499 toss

D: Do you want to go see Santa tomorrow? And tell him what you want for Christmas?
P: Yeah! I want a hugest orange truck that's this many pounds! (holds arms out wide)
D: I thought you were going to ask for Toy Story 3.
P: But santa brings toys not movies!

P: Mom, I want some red juice. It's got strawberries in it.
M: Ok! I didn't know you liked strawberries.
P: I don't. I just like strawberry juice.

P: What are you going to dream about mom?
M: Um, I think I'm going to dream about you.
P: No, you're going to dream about flowers because girls like flowers.
M: Oh, what are you going to dream about?
P: Man stuff, and dad's going to dream about hunting.