Pre-story: Parker has a problem with accidental spilling. It's pretty much a guarantee that if there's a cup with liquid in it located anywhere in the house, he'll somehow spill it.
P: Mom, I want a glass of warm water.
M: Ok, here you go.
P: (spills) Uh....
M: Go get a towel.
D: You spilled again?
P: I just can't control myself dad!
P: Mom, we're hes and girls are shes.
M: Yup that's right.
P: And mom, hes are better than shes aren't they?
M: No, we're all the same.
P: But I'm a tougher guy, see? (Show's his muscles)
P: I can't wait to play in Camden's room at Nebraska.
M: What about Aurora's room?
P: (giggles) Yeah, she's got Barbies and I like to make them naked. It scares people when they're naked and you can see their butts! Hee heee heee.
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