Parkerisms 64

M: What are your favorite letters to write?

P: O and P

M: Good choices.

P: You know why? Your name starts with O and mine starts with P.

M: Mine doesn't start with O.

P: Yes it does. m-O-m. See.

P: I'm going to tell you something, but no one else can hear. (Leans in to whisper in one ear and covers the other ear with his hand.)

C: Yeah, you better cover my other ear.

P: It's so no one can hear it out the other side.

P: Mom, someday can we go back to the place where I got this airplane?

M: Maybe, we'll see.

P: Is that a yes?

M: Maybe, we'll see.

P: I take that as a yes!