Parkerisms 63

P: Mom, this isn't an ordinary pretzel. It's a special pretzel. It's the key to my heart. (Hands it to me.)

M: For me?

P: Yes. It's the key that opens your heart and my heart.

M: Oh, that is the best pretzel ever! (Parker grabs pretzel and eats it)

M: You ate the key to your heart?

P: Yup. You know why? Me eating it opens my heart forever!

While in the car:

P: Mom, do you know where the Carfax is at in here?

P: Oh Macy, you're such a little turd.

M: Parker!

P: Oh, nevermind, nevermind. Macy you're such a pretty baby.