Parkerisms 74

M: Mom! Be quiet. 

G: Macy, what? 

M: Mom! Shhh. (holds finger over her lips as she yells) QUIET RIGHT NOW!!! 

G: Ok.

M: (Whispers) Baby's sleeping. Shh.  

P: Mom, I have a beard.

G: Oh do you? 

P: Yeah, where do we get those burritos?

G: Um, are you talking about Taco Johns?

P: No, the town burritos come from.

G: Are you talking about Mexico?

P: Yeah, this beard is like I'm a guy from Mexico. 

P: How does someone become a general in the Army?

G: Um, well they have to work really hard, and impress a lot of people...

P: Oh like jump over 3 chairs?

P: Or jump over 3 Chinooks, that are front to back. Now that would be impressive!

P: Mom, look how good I'm coloring. I'm staying in the lines very well. 

G: Yeah you are. Keep up the good work.

P: You want to know why? My brain is sending a message to my hand and my hand just does it. That's how I'm doing so well. 

M: Mom, making sandwich?

G: Yup, I'm making a tuna sandwich.

M: Mom, making toot sandwich? (Giggle Giggle)

G: No, not a toot sandwich, a tuna sandwich. Silly girl.