Monday, September 5, 2011

Parkerisms 57

P: Just stay out of my life. Sheesh.

P: Mom, I don't like that picture.
M: Why not? It's of our family at dad's graduation.
P: Because I don't like Macy in it. I don't like her suit.

P: Mom, do you know where a hundred birds land on sky scrapers at?
M: Where?
P: South Dakota.

P: Can we go back to Enterprise Alabama? And when we're there, you could take me to the daycare there.
M: That's a long way to go for daycare. Maybe mom will get a job and you can go to a daycare in Nebraska.
P: Mom, you could get any kind of job you want. Any kind of job. Like a police officer because you could give hard spankings.

2 comments:

  1. These are fun reading now -- but when Parker gets older, it will sure be fun to revisit these with him! It's some of the best reading. :)

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  2. Haha, that gave me a very good laugh! I like the police officer job comment the best! I'm still laughing at that one.

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