Parkerisms 58

M: Can you put your sisters away before your sister gets them.

P: So she can't cut herself.

M: Yeah, so she can't cut her hair, or a finger, or a toe off.

P: Or her leg? Or her armpit?

M: Yeah, especially not her armpit.

P: Mom, if I see Macy play with me one more time, I'm not going to play with her ever again!

P: Mom, if you feed Macy with this spoon one more time, I'm not going to ever let her eat with it again because it's mine.

M: Did you miss me today?

P: No.

M: Did you miss dad?

P: No.

M: Surely you missed Macy right?

P: No. I only missed chocolate milk. And my movies. And my blue blanket. That's it.