Parkerisms 56

P: Mom, have you ever seen the Cabelas at Nebraska?

G: No. I never have.

P: Well, huh, it has lots of animal heads. It has a moose head. Sticking on a high wall. Somebody shot it. And you know what? There's fish. A tank full of fish. There's each one on the walls, but you got to find it somewhere. Ok? And it has lots of hunting clothes. Ok? You know what? You know where I got those things. Those things at Cabelas. Do you know where I caught it? At the Cabelas.

P: This is George Washington. (Holds up a dollar bill)

G: Yeah, do you remember who that guy was?

P: (mumbles for a bit) A vegetarian?

G: Close, a president. The very first one.

P: Yeah. This guy died when I was a baby right?

P: Mom, Diego** (name changed) is the kid that keeps messing with Camden and me.

G: Oh, you learned his name huh?

P: Yeah, Diego messes with everybody. He even messes with the girls.

G: Maybe he just needs a friend.

P: Diego peed outside on the playground. When I saw his underwear, I covered my eyes, like this.

G: Oh good job. Did you tell the teacher?

P: The teacher's helper saw him. But mom, you have to quit talking to me, I'm tired.