Parkerisms 59

P: Dad, have you ever flown to the desert in a Chinook?

D: No buddy, not yet.

P: Do you want to fly to the desert then? And tell all the people in the Chinook that you did it?

M: Your grandpa Tim was a tough guy. He was the toughest guy around.

P: Even tougher than my dad?

M: Yup. Remember, there were only ten tough guys in the world and my dad got Christmas cards from nine of them.

P: That doesn't make me laugh, mom. There are only 100 tough guys in the world, and I send postcards to them with wind on it to blow their faces off with toots.

P: I don't like it when you go somewhere fun without me!

M: I'm sorry I didn't know my bedroom was fun.

P: It is and if you do that again, I'll never talk to you ever again.