Parkerisms 65

M: Go tell Tyler and Amy thank you for your Mega Rig Shark Ship.

P: GRRRR.

M: Go.

P: You can't always have everything your way!

P: Mom, a long long long long time ago, we didn't get the chance to tell the dinosaurs goodbye.

M: No. No we didn't.

P: Did a meteor hit the earth? Really? Did it?

M: I'm not sure. That's what they speculate.

P: What's speculate?

M: Guess.

P: Oh, like you ask me a question and I speculate?

M: Yes.

P: Did you know i have a goldfish?

M: You have a betta fish.

P: Baitta? Like bait? Why do they call it that? Like bait for bigger fish?

Parker talking to his cousin on New Years Eve:

P: This one time, my dad was walking to the bathroom and these two girls were staring at him. He thought it was because he was so cool, but it was because he had a booger hanging from his nose.

M: Hahaha!!! How do you remember that story? That really happened.