Parkerisms 66

P: Oh mom, look at this poor little guy. (Shows me a dead ladybug.)

G: Oh that poor guy. 

P: I'm going to put him somewhere. 

G: You could put him in the trash. 

P: Mom! But what about his soul. You can't put him in the trash. 

G: What do you mean? 

P: What if his soul came back and couldn't find his body because we put him in the trash??

P: What are you going to dream about?

G: I'm going to dream that Macy slept all night and I got a good nights sleep. You?

P: I'm going to dream that I slept all night long and I woke up with bad breath. That means I got a got a good night's sleep. 

P: Mom I'm stil hungry. 

G: What do you want. 

P: You know how I am. 

G: Do you want a cheese stick? 

P: Oh, mom, you just know how I am. I want Cheetos. In a bowl. Sometimes I want them in the morning, but today I want them right now. You know how I am.