Parkerisms 73

Now that Macy is talking enough to be included in Parkerisms, I needed to rethink how I write these. I will no longer be referred to as M (for mom) I will just be G. Macy will be M, Parker, P of course, and Dale, D.   

Macy drew on the back of the couch with pen, and while I was cleaning the following ensued: 
P: Oh ink? If it doesnt come out, try Oxyclean.

G: Ahahha. Parker!

P: What? It gets tough stains. 

P: Raise your hand if you've ever seen a boy dressed in a pretty sparkly girl dress. (Parker raises his own hand)

G: You have? 

P: Yeah. I guess that guy wasn't very manly. 

P: Macy, did you fart? 

M: No, toot.

P: Mom!!! Macy said she pooped!

P: Just give me the remote!

G: Why? It's live TV, you can't do anything with it. 

P: It's what?

G: Live TV.

M: Yeah! (Gets in Parker's face) Live TB. It's Live TB.

P: Mom, I call this one Big Ben. And I call this medium one Medium Ben. Kinda funny huh? And I call this smaller one Little Ben. Kinda funny name for a train huh?