D: Come on Parker, lets go to the post office. I need your help carrying a box.
P: (Grabs box) That's not very heavy.
D: Nope.
P: It would be for fire ants. It would be too heavy for fire ants.
D: Yes, yes it would.
P: Look mom, a booger. (Holds out finger)
M: Go find a kleenex.
P: I can't. My legs hurt.
I overheard this while Parker was playing trucks.
P: Hey guy, look at my tires. Do you want to pee on them?
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