D: (Pointing at the yolk of a hard boiled egg on Parker's plate) Hey, do you know what that's called?
P: Ya. It's called energy.
P: Tell me a joke.
M: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P: The chicken just was going slow and then daddy was going fast, and you stopped him. Then he just made it.
P: (Said to Dale's buddy when they went fishing) Ryan, you're driving in kind of a circle. No, it's more like a hexagon.
P: Dad, come over here. I need a whoopin.
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