P: I need some money to put in my wallet.
G: What are you going to buy with that money?
P: Groceries. Lots of different kinds of groceries.
P: Syrup's made from mooses? What?
G: No, syrup comes from trees. Where'd you get mooses?
P: On the bottle, look, there's a moose.
P: Mom, did you put a hole in a leaf when you get syrup?
G: Man, your sister's a grouch.
P: No, it's Oscar the Grouch. Oscar's the grouch, not baby sister.
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