Sunday, October 30, 2011

Parkerisms 62

P: Jake and the Neverland Pirates.
G: Parker and the Awesome Pirates.
P: Thanks mom! I like that name!

G: Goodnight Mr. Magoo.
P: Why'd you call me Mr. Magoo? He can't see and I can see.
G: Oh, then goodnight Parker Dishman.
P: Goodnight. Mom, you can't see without your glasses, so you could be Mr. Magoo.

P: What do you think if playdough was on a motorcycle?
G: Why would playdough be on a motorcycle?
P: To get to the other side of the motorcycle playground.

P: What if my name was IK?
G: Well, you don't strike me as an IK, you strike me as a Parker. What if my name was IK?
P: Well, I wouldn't strike you if you were an IK, but I'd strike you if you were a Gail.

P: Loser, loser, loser, you're the loser at everything!
G: Parker!
P: I mean... I mean... you win only sometimes.

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