P: I see France. Oh wait. I see France's underpants. I mean, Dad, I can see your underwear.
P: Can you guess what this is? (Shows me a picture)
M: A fish.
P: No, you fail. It's a monster eating a birds head. You didn't pass.
P: What's this? (Shows me another picture)
M: Is it a bird carrying a piece of paper?
P: Nope. It's a saddle.
M: Parker, can you tell me a joke?
P: How does, um, what's your favorite animal?
M: A zebra.
P: How does a baby zebra swim across water?
M: I don't know, how?
P: To swim to the other side of the lake.
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