Monday, October 25, 2010

Parkerisms 30

Said to me when I was wearing all black clothes.
P: Mom, you look like a ninja.

This one may be one of those that was funnier in person, but his innocence just cracks me up.
P: (Said to me) If you're naughty, I'll kick you out to the strangers house.
D: Did you say you'll kick her to a trailer house?
M: Well that wouldn't be a big deal because I'm no stranger to trailers. I grew up in a few trailers.
P: My old grandma and grandpa live in a trailer! (*the trailer he's referencing is their super nice camper)

D: What do you want to do when you grow up?
P: Man stuff.
D: No, what do you want to be?
P: I want to be at a show and tell (that's hotel in Parker talk)
D: What do you want to do at a hotel?
P: Man stuff. I want to live in a show and tell and do man stuff.

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