If you've followed this blog for any amount of time, you probably noticed it's been a while since the last Parkerisms post. As Parker ages, his Parkerisms get less and less random and actually start to make sense. It doesn't mean he no longer says funny things, because he does, but more often than not, it's something that is entirely reasonable, or entirely inappropriate. I'll continue to make an effort to keep track of the best things that come out of his mouth, however. Kind of like these recent gems:
P: Yeah. Kevin. Its kind of like heaven in the sky huh? Kinda?
G: Yes Kevin sounds like heaven.
P: Kevin rhymes with heaven!
After seeing a man with sagged pants:
P: Um, restaurant's don't want to see guy's underwear.
After seeing an old woman.
P: Mom, that lady's going to die soon.
M: Parker, that's not nice.
P: But she's old. Like 100.
P: Mom, can we buy popsicles?
M: No.
P: Why?
M: Because they're frozen and they'll melt before we get home.
P: But we're buying big pretzels and pizza, they're frozen!
After a pause: M: Ok, let's buy popsicles.
P: I can't wait to see what kind of birthday cake Brekyn has!
M: Me neither. Maybe she'll have a princess birthday cake.
P: Ya! Or a picture of me!
M: You think huh? Maybe?
As always -- cute cute cute. On our trip home from AL, Parker asked me if I was old, he said because my hands look old. ....... Of course, I said "yes, I am ...Gramma's are old." :)
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