Monday, July 11, 2011

Parkerisms 51

P: Mom, did you marry dad because you thought he was so handsome and you couldn't stop thinking about him?
M: Um, yes. That's exactly how it went.

P: One time, when I went fishing with Tyler and the other Tyler, my dad wanted a minnow. So I got him one and dropped it and when I picked it up, I noticed it had spikes. (Laughs a bit) Huh, what kind of minnow has spikes?

P: (singing) Oh mom, I think you're kind of hairy. Like Larry. You're Larry. Or Perry.


1 comment:

  1. OH. MY. GOSH. The first one is PRICELESS! That will have to be part of your toast to him at his wedding reception. ;-)

    Great to see you yesterday! We all have to do lunch more often!

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