Parkerisms 52

P: Tornadoes are bad. Tornadoes are ornery. Tornadoes are mean. They do not nice things to the earth. Then the earth says "why you doing not nice things to me, I'm the earth. I'm nice."

P: Happy Birthday! Mom, are you going to help me buy your present?

P: I missed you mom.

M: I missed you too.

P: I love you. I love you more than a cow with a calf.

P: Mom, which of these musics do you like? (Plays 3 songs on the computer)

M: I like the first one.

P: I like the middle one. It just sounds so ... smooth ... to me!

P: Let's play tag. You're it.

M: Ok! (chases him around the house and touches him)

P: No! You can't get me. I'm in space.