P: Mom, what are you eating? (Looks in my bowl and pretends to gag)
M: It's oatmeal, do you want some?
P: Ech... It's stinky. It's too stinky for me.
I returned home from the grocery store with a watermelon (a whole watermelon).
P: Why'd you buy that big watermelon?
M: I thought it would taste yummy. Do you want some?
P: But it won't fit in my body!
The neighbor was mowing his yard sans a shirt.
P: Look Dad he's got his shirt off.
D: Yep he's got his shirt off.
P: Yep, just like a tiger.
P: On your march, get set, go!
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