G: Hey Spiderman.
P: I'm not Spiderman!
G: Ok, come here Superman.
P: I'm not Superman!
G: Fine then Batman.
P: Don't call me Batman either!
G: Ok, well than what kind of man are you?
P: I'm Parker Dishman!
P: Smell my feet.
M: Ewe! Your feet smell like stinky goulash.
P: No, they smell good. Like um, cheese!
P: You crack me up.
M: I crack you up? You crack me up.
P: Ya, we crack each other up.
I'm so glad you're writing these down. Future blackmail for his prom dates! ;-)
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