P: Dad, could you keep it down? I'm trying to drive.
M: Parker, do you plan out how cute you're going to be or does it just happen?
P: Um, I don't know. When I cry I have an owie.
M: Oh, that doesn't sound like fun.
P: Toy's sound like fun!
P: (toots really loud) Welp, that means I need a happy kids meal.
M: You tooted and now you need a happy kids meal?
P: Yep.
M: That doesn't make any sense.
P: But I already have cents. Daddy gave me some cents.
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