P: Thanks!
G: Do you moisturize?
P: Yup. That's what I do when I'm taking a bath by myself.
G: Ah. Well good work!
Two flies were, um, "taking care of business."
P: Look at those flies. They're wrestling!
P: Mom, look at the stars. That's Venus!
G: It is?
P: Yeah, planets look like stars at night time. See, there's Venus. And that one's Pluto. And there's Mercury and Saturn!
P: Mom, did you mow the lawn?
G: Yup.
P: You missed a spot.
G: Since when did you turn into your dad?
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