G: Yeah, she must work out. Do you two both work out at night when I'm sleeping?
P: Ya! and we take showers too.
P: What store is this?
G: Kohls.
P: Oh. It's the one with the tractors?
G: No, that's Lowes.
P: Oh. Why do they call it Kohls?
G: I'm not sure.
P: Maybe it's because they cheer for coal trains.
P: Macy's acting like a man. She's drinking like a man eating like a man and she puts her binky in her mouth like a man.
G: Macy, you're like a little pooping tornado.
P: No, she's not a tornado. She's a pooping pig.
G: Why a pig?
P: Because it looks like mud.
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