Thursday, April 12, 2012

Parkerisms 69

P: Mom can I be done eating? 
M: No, finish your dinner. 
P: It's just... It's just my teeth are tired of chewing. 

A car drives by our house. 
P: Look at that car. 
M: Uh huh.
P: That crazy old lady, she doesn't know where she's going. Look, she just turned into the same spot she was just at. That crazy old lady. 


M: I'm a rebel. I drove on the wrong side of the road.
P: Mom, you shouldn't do that. 
M: Why?
P: Because I will call the police and you'll be in jail. So don't ever ever do that again. 
M: Well I don't care. Maybe I want to go to jail. 
P: If you want to go to jail. You'll have to stay there fore 100,000 years? 
M: 100,000 years? How old would I be. 
P: 700. I mean 60 hundred thousand. 
M: Would I have grey hair? 
P: You would have white hair and you would be so old you would need a, like a thing to help you walk. You'd be so old that you would need that.  You'd be like the oldest person in the world. 
M: Well I guess I better not drive on the wrong side of the road then huh? 

1 comment:

  1. I can relate to the teeth thing - I remember my mom making meat that was really hard to chew, and my teeth did get tired! LOL

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