Parkerisms 72

P: Do you want to get some nicknames? 

M: Yeah. What's my nickname? 

P: You get to pick it. 

M: My nickname is a`wesome.

P: Nope, it can only be like a race car name. 

M: Ok. 

P: So what is it? 

M: My name is Green Griffin. 

P: Not Green Griffin. Can't be that either. 

M: Well what can I be? 

P: Speedy Race Car. 

M: Ok. What's your nickname? 

P: I know exactly what it is. But I'm not going to tell you now. 

P: Mom, I sure am stinky over here? 

M: Oh yeah? You just tooting up a storm over there? 

P: Yeah, I just burned up a storm. 

M: What? You burned up a storm? 

P: Sure did. 

P: Sometimes I think I should marry my favorite cereal. 

M: Why? 

P: Because I love it!