Parkerisms

P: Mom, the spider hurt my belly (frowny face)
M: It did? Did you squish him?
P: No, he squished me.

P: I'm so thirsty mom.
M: You want a glass of water?
P: No, maybe a hot dog. A warm one.

P: I'll never see my daddy again! (dramatically throws himself on my lap)
M: Oh? Why is that?
P: Because he stinks.

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