Parkerisms 41

P: I'll tell you when the light turns green and you go ok.
M: Ok.
P: Green! That means go. What happens if there are no lights?
M: It means that there's lots of wrecks and we can't go anywhere.
P: Mom, I love you. But I'm going to be naughty when you do that and tell you that I don't love you.
M: Wait, when I do what?
P: When you take away that yellow green and red light. Like that. I'm not going to love you when you do that anymore.
M: You won't love me if there are no stop lights?
P: Ya, that's what I'm talking about. I won't love you when you do that. Like that.

P: Mom, how many days did I lay there?
M: Um, days? I think it was more like 15 minutes.
P: No, I think it was sixty ninety-five. Yeah, I'm right mom. I know it.

Overheard while Parker was pretending to fly a helicopter at the park
P: I'm coming in for a soft landing!