D: Did you know when you grow up, you can be anything you want to be.
P: Like a hunter? Or a firefighter? Or a police officer? Or a Chinook flyer?D: Yeah. Anything you want.
P: Dad, a fishing pole and worms. That's all I need.
Said while camping:
P: Can you guys be quiet? I'm trying to watch the fire.
M: Parker, look at those minnows down there.
P: Those are not minnows they're fats.
Later...
M: Dale, why did Parker call the minnows at the lake fats?
D: Fats? Oh chubs. I've always called the fish that aren't minnows but aren't big yet chubs.
M: Hahaha! Fats are chubs. I guess he was right after all!
M: It stinks out here.
P: Ya like dog poop.
M: Or worse.
P: Ya worse like a skunk or even like a skunk and poop mixed!
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