Parkerisms 46

P: I'm a mean shark, I just bit you.

M: Ouch! I can't swim anymore.

P: Oh just get a bandaid. There's one floating around here somewhere.

M: What's this guy's name?

P: This is puppy.

M: Oh hi puppy.

P: No, not puppy, it's puppeeeeeeey

P: Did you ask God for a Parker boy?

M: I did!

P: And you got the last one?

M: I got the only Parker boy I wanted.

P: And I asked for a Gail mom! That's how God knew to put me in your tummy.