P: There's something wrong with me mom. There's something in my brain. Plankton is in my brain.
M: Plankton?
P: Ya, see. (closes eyes) I can see him in my brain!
P: We pet duckies really nice. Like this mom. Really gentle. We don't do it like this. (pretends to be mean to the air) They will be mad before they eat us, and crush us, and do this. So before we try that thing, we gotta be nice to them.
P: Mom, you want a guacamole?
M: Um, ya, I want a guacamole.
P: (gives me a wet willy) Hahahha! I gave you a guacamole.
thanks for keeping us in smiles with the Parkerisms.
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