Monday, November 15, 2010

Parkerisms 33

P: Hey mom, how many nights do we get to sleep on the moon?
M: We don't sleep on the moon, we sleep on earth.
P: Well how many nights do we have to sleep on earth?

M: Dad's gone, it's time for us kids to party!
P: But um, you're not a kid. You're just a girl. And Macy's just a girl. And I"m a boy.
M: Oh, can we party anyway?
P: Um, sure?

P: I just squeeze my lucky charms and then they're tiny.
G: Ok. Thats a good plan.
P: But I just don't want to squeeze them. Because I love them.

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