Parkerisms 35

P: Mom, I'm going to dream about Easter.
M: That's a good dream.
P: What are you going to dream about?
M: I'm going to dream about Christmas.
P: And Dad's going to dream about fishing because that's man stuff and dad likes to do man stuff.

M: What are we going to do tomorrow?
P: Um, play in my room all day.
M: All day?
P: Yeah, for four minutes.
M: Ok, we'll play for four minutes.
P: No, maybe just ten minutes. That's a long time mom.

P: I need some odorant, my armpits stink.
(Grabs Dale's deodorant and takes a sniff)
P: It smells like a pirate ship.