Saturday, November 20, 2010

Parkerisms 34

These parkerisms were all made within a few hours. He was on a serious roll.

P: Eeenie, meenie, miney, mo, can i eat the toilet bowl.

D: It's a cheese hotdog.
P Yeah! Number one!
D: Number one huh?
P: Yeah, number one means cheese hotdog.

D: Better hurry before I turn you into roast beef.
P: Nuh-uh. I'll turn you into a hotdog.
D: I'm too big to be a hotdog.
P: But you're long enough to be a hotdog!

M: You're quite the comedian tonight.
P: No, you're a chameleon.

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