Parkerisms 13

P: Witches fly. Witches fly on their cleaning things.
M: Their brooms?
P: Ya, witches fly on their brooms.

P: It's not a moonday, mom. It's a sunday. See the sun?

P: When my brain froze, Parker froze.
M: How did your brain freeze?
P: When I ate a lot of ice cream it froze.

P: Yayyayay! Umizoomi's on! Oh lucky day, I like Umizoomi. It's my favorite show. Ya, it's my favorite.