Parkerisms 23

P: Wait a minute mom. When I spit, bugs will slip.
M: Bugs will slip on your spit?
P: Yup. Pretty cool huh?

M: I love you Parker.
P: I don't love you. (Mean face, arms crossed)
M: You don't love me?
P: No, I love Dad.
M: Uh huh, that's why I'm the one you call for in the middle of the night right?
P: I don't love you. I love dad.