Parkerisms 24

P: What time is it?
M: It's 2:30.
P: No, lets go check.
M: Ok, you go check.
P: (runs into the kitchen) It's 54! That's what time it is.
M: 54? What does that mean?
P: It means it's bedtime. (fakes a yawn)

P: We can't eat jellyfish because they have stingers.
M: Nope.
P: But we can eat sharks.
M: But sharks have sharp teeth.
P: Ya, but dad can get sharks. He's tough.

P: MOM! The mailman is taking the strangers garbage! [It was garbage day :)]