Monday, April 4, 2011

Parkerisms 47

M: If i had it my way we'd all be in bed right now.
P: If i had it my way I'd be at daycare.

P: Look at that.
M: Oh is it a dragonfly.
P: No i think its a lawsp.

P: Do you want to hear what's the baddest of them all?
M: What?
P: Killer whales. They get the biggest splashes. I wish I had a killer whale pet.
M: Where would we keep him?
P: Right by the TV. A big tank right there. Then we need to get a big fish in case he gets hungry.

P: Do you know what the biggest helicopter is?
M: A Chinook?
P: No, it's even bigger than a Chinook. It's a fifty-one-OH-nine-one-fourty-seven-hundred-OH-fifty-one. That's big mom.

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