Monday, April 25, 2011

Parkerisms 49

M: Look at the damage that tornado did
P: Yeah, it's crazy.
M: Very crazy.
P: Ya, like mold in a shower curtain.

M: Parker you got that banana out, you're eating that banana.
P: AAAAAAH. You give me a heart attack.
M: How'd I do that?
P: By fighting at me. If you're gonna... are you sassing me?
M: Maybe.
P: Well if you're sassing me, you're going to eat that banana.

P: She's sucking on her toes!
M: Ok.
P: Mom, her toe is wet. And she's using your car as a towel!

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