P: Why does juice taste so fabulous?
M: Because it's good for you.
P: I love this juice.
D: You want to know who I think is the silliest kid?
P: Who?
D: You!
P: No, I'm the coolest kid on earth.
P: I'll be the bad guy and you be the good guy.
M: But what if I want to be the bad guy.
P: But if you're the bad guy, you don't get any presents from Santa.
M: Well I don't want that.
P: But if you're just pretending to be a bad guy, then you will get presents.
M: Goodnight Parker.
P: Goodnight Mom. Don't let the bugs bite. Get a shoe. Squish them till they're black and white.
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